Phoenix is stalking me. Here’s the evidence:*
A large northward amplification of the jet stream has allowed hot air to creep up from the Desert Southwest. That combined with a blazing sun and nearly zero flow off the Pacific has promoted the record-setting temperatures.
Look, Phoenix, when I left you, I expected you to respect my decision. This following me all the way up to Seattle shit – it’s got to stop. Keep your fucking 103 degree days to yourself, buster.
*Bastards. Apparently, that page wasn’t archived. Thanks to Cujo for the heads-up, thus allowing me to find the original photo, if not the original story.